And Iiieeiiieeeiii will always love yoooooouuu....

Think of Disneyland.

Now think of Disneyland for rednecks and you get

It's pickin' and grinnin', it's hootin' and hollerin', it's chicken and grits, it's...

Actually, once you get past the homespun charm and backwoods goofiness and self deprication it's very well done. It's not as tacky as I thought it was going to be and the rides are great, and the Dolly Parton museum is really good.

Not as many homosexuals as I expected though.

Fat people on the other hand...

Oh. My. God.

And there's not just a few of them, they're literally everywhere you look, I've never seen so many obese people in one place in my life.